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I am independent of such matters, having no human contact as I am in the woods (may substitute "mountains") practicing my art to reek (where's that roll-on?) vengeance upon those legions who have affronted me as well as to face the great evil. I will therefore take no side in this lowly combat d'e-art. Moreover, any who seek me out to recruit me will be swiftly redirected. E-aikido rules....

Prince PhiloFretsAlone of the House of Many Moons ("A butt in every window")

Bloomfield wrote:

NorCalMusician wrote:

susnfx wrote:As always, I'm holding out for the best offer.

Ah, more playground tactics I see!

No. She is refering to me. Of course.

Oh no...don't tell me Susan and I are going to have to catfight over Bloomie...or Little Joe.

(you know though, it was Hoss who had that almost phallic hat.)

Oh, yes!

CATFIGHT!!!

*orders round and sits back

Cheers!
Bloom "Best Offer" Field

emmline wrote:
(you know though, it was Hoss who had that almost phallic hat.)

You know what they say about those guys that have big cars, or houses or HATS don't you?????

Could be.....

I may reconsider...perhaps "Hoss" and "Little Joe" referred to something else entirely...hm...

Oh, in case he's forgotten to mention it to you, emm, Bloo is just fantasizing. He's already mine by a very touching exchange in the chat room one evening long ago. I've got witnesses. *meow*

Susan

hisssssss.

Yeah, Norcal, as Cowboy Curtis used to say:
Big Boots, Big SOX!

The Weekenders wrote:Yeah, Norcal, as Cowboy Curtis used to say:
Big Boots, Big SOX!

I actually have heard that guys like that are compensating for a LACK of something else. eh hem

Not that I have to buy a big house or hat or anything and I just bought a D fife too, so there.

The Weekenders wrote:Yeah, Norcal, as Cowboy Curtis used to say:
Big Boots, Big SOX!

Ay-yep... love that Cowboy Curtis!

anniemcu wrote:

The Weekenders wrote:Yeah, Norcal, as Cowboy Curtis used to say:
Big Boots, Big SOX!

Ay-yep... love that Cowboy Curtis!

EWWW, I just did a search on Cowboy Curtis and all that came up was a bunch of Pee Wee Herman stuff. There have been some really funky stories on the news about that guy lately.

I saw Walden's summary in the other thread, then I drank a glass of water and took my math midterm. I came to the conclusion that the remark I made on the previous page of this thread does not apply to the membership of Chiff and Fipple. Rather, it refers to my mathematics professor. I apologize for any confusion.

On second thought, any of you want to dare to defend my professor? I'll take you on...

Bloomfield wrote:

emmline wrote:(Runs into room and randomly smashes barstool on someone's head...not yet certain who's...)

OUCH!



"whose..."

"no...who's...as in not yet certain who's trying to turn this into a spelling brawl"
looks like I hit the perpetrator after all!

On behalf of the masses who realize this is an unjust rummmble and refuse to be sucked into it's maddness........

HELL NO, WE WON'T GO.



(Ya'll do realize that Titanic clip really is a WMD? What defense can realisticaly withstand such an onslaught?)

antstastegood wrote:YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NO BETTER THAN THE COMMON BACTERIA GROWING ON THE DROOL INSIDE A SMALL CHILD'S PLASTIC RECORDER!!!

Walden wrote:

antstastegood wrote:YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NO BETTER THAN THE COMMON BACTERIA GROWING ON THE DROOL INSIDE A SMALL CHILD'S PLASTIC RECORDER!!!

RETRACTION MESSAGE

antstastegood wrote:I saw Walden's summary in the other thread, then I drank a glass of water and took my math midterm. I came to the conclusion that the remark I made on the previous page of this thread does not apply to the membership of Chiff and Fipple. Rather, it refers to my mathematics professor. I apologize for any confusion.

On second thought, any of you want to dare to defend my professor? I'll take you on...

See, redirected anger!


Now, is that prof all THAT bad? I mean, come on, even math profs have bad days, don't they?