this thread is utterly useless.

blackhawk · Post by **blackhawk** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:58 am

Wombat wrote:
blackhawk wrote:With friends like these, who needs enemas?
Careful Blackhawk, you're in danger of making this thread useful.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:13 pm

I just farted.

Sorry.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:03 pm

So I get back here after two weeks and, while two members (one feminine and one virile) of the board called me on the phone meanwhile, not one took care to mention there was action on C&F, with this utterly useless thread???

amar wrote:i was born in göteborg.

Very un-Joycean. More like Bill Bryson. "I come from Des Moines, Iowa. Someone had to..."

amar · Post by **amar** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:39 pm

zoobster, i just had to sneeze about 7 times. damn allergy.

gary farted. the basmati.

station · Post by **station** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:13 pm

Amar enjoy your holiday Station did you buy your rockets,

amar · Post by **amar** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:20 am

yep, i bought the rockets, big 'uns, will let them off 2nite!

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:40 am

amar wrote:zoobster, i just had to sneeze about 7 times. damn allergy.

Eh?

amar wrote:gary farted

He's been locked in there

for so long, it's almost good news. Or a preview at least.

Cyfiawnder · Post by **Cyfiawnder** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:28 am

What is "use" anyway? Can you use this thread to brew a hot cup of "joe?" Can you use this thread to hammer in a nail, or Hold a Pint of Good Beer? Well I just figured this was a useless thread so I should be right at home in here

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:36 am

amar wrote:bulls' cojones?

No no no, you are thinking of mountain oysters. Taters are a root vegetable that grows under ground. They can be scraped and boilt, or they can be skinned and boilt and mashed, or they can be skinned and cut into little pieces and fried up in a bit of bacon fat in a cast iron skillet till they are brown.

amar · Post by **amar** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:57 am

Walden wrote:
amar wrote:bulls' cojones?
No no no, you are thinking of mountain oysters. Taters are a root vegetable that grows under ground. They can be scraped and boilt, or they can be skinned and boilt and mashed, or they can be skinned and cut into little pieces and fried up in a bit of bacon fat in a cast iron skillet till they are brown.

can't you mash cojones too? boil em, skin em, fry em?

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:33 am

amar wrote:
can't you mash cojones too? boil em, skin em, fry em?

Only if you can separate them from their owner first!!!!

amar · Post by **amar** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:40 am

...and sip a nice chianti with them. *ftftftftftft*....

amar · Post by **amar** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:44 am

looks like station got the boot...

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:08 am

amar wrote:looks like station got the boot...

So far so good my friend.

Slan,
D.

moxy · Post by **moxy** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:41 am

amar wrote:looks like station got the boot...

The boot? That happens? Excuse my lack of experience on C&F... guess I can put the Rolaids away...